"For the entire Law is fulfilled in in this one word: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."—Gal 5:14

It's illegal to use a banjo in a worship service 'cause ya ain't singin'.

Added on by Lucas Necessary.

"The Bible only says to sing! Using a banjo is unauthorized." Is a person playing a guitar while making vocalizations somehow not singing? Check this out from God's word:

"Sing to the LORD with thanksgiving; Sing praises to our God on the lyre!" (Psalms 33:2)

God never defined singing as "without an instrument." In fact, He instructed us to sing Psalms, and the above is one.